I recently found out that my being ball boy for the Wizards has been cancelled, I guess that he told us before it was confirmed (that was sure nice of him :( so i guess he will tell us if any there are any openings, which is very unlikely. Ok now that you know that, I am going to hit you with some other bad news. I also just found out that Halloween is a Communist controlled holiday, it's mission is to make our young'ins fat and dumb with candy bars that have subliminal messages printed on them, these subliminal messages say things like 2+3=4 or stuff like Bush is a natzi. So I implore you to lock your kids in the house on Halloween, or else they will grow up to be another dumb person that has no other choice but to be a politician. So, Remember responsible parents and kids, don't go out on halloween, or else you will be brainwashed with these terrible messages. Also I am sorry, but i have been bribed not to tell you the names of these candy bars (hey, i need the money :). so don't hope to try and just give your kids "special" candy bars, it won't work!